Markle's English.Should we be saying “King’s English” these days?
Absolutely notShould we be saying “King’s English” these days?
Selfie with the Queen or it didn't happen.Absolutely not
Call me old fashioned, call me suck in my ways, call me a taxi!
I don't care.
I've met the Royals, and nearly stood on The Queen Mother's foot once (no, really ), and Charlie Boy isn't half the man that Lizzie was.
You're too funny Laverne.Selfie with the Queen or it didn't happen.
I found some pics ...are you the little boy in the green shirt, or the suit? (Scroll down the page)You're too funny Laverne.
As if their body guards would allow selfies...
But The Mother's Foot incident was in 1991 at The East of England Show, if memory serves. And selfies (and mobile phones) weren't even a thing then.
No, no...I found some pics ...are you the little boy in the green shirt, or the suit? (Scroll down the page)
Queen Mother – East of England Show (1991) | PETERBOROUGH IMAGES ARCHIVE
www.peterboroughimages.co.uk
Amazing! What a story. I am a bit sad you weren't one of the little boys, though!No, no...
The near-incident happened in the field they were using as a car park.
For those who don't know, The East of England Show is a bit of a farmers' thing, so The Queen Mother had to come in like everyone else, across a grassy field.
Me and Skygod Girlfriend Mk7 were late for obvious reasons so our car was near the entrance gates.
I got out, and at that moment, a big, fancy Range Rover brushed my coat as it parked!
"Posh git!" I thought, and I half-stumbled around the back of it, only to find my foot planted, touching the foot of some old granny who had got out of the trunk door
I looked at her. She looked at me and smiled. I said, "Sorry". She smiled again.
And I thought, "I know that face..."
Then I noticed the enormous man-mountain in a black suit stood behind her, with one hand inside the left-side of his jacket, near his armpit.......
It then all came crashing down into my head, that I'd nearly stood on The Queen Mother's foot!
Oh wow!
I just clicked your link
Yep! Those were the shoes, and matching outfit!
It seemed so over-the-top from 6 inches away
If a little boy had done what I'd done that morning...Amazing! What a story. I am a bit sad you weren't one of the little boys, though!
TMI! LolIf a little boy had done what I'd done that morning...
Great story Skygod.No, no...
The near-incident happened in the field they were using as a car park.
For those who don't know, The East of England Show is a bit of a farmers' thing, so The Queen Mother had to come in like everyone else, across a grassy field.
Me and Skygod Girlfriend Mk7 were late for obvious reasons so our car was near the entrance gates.
I got out, and at that moment, a big, fancy Range Rover brushed my coat as it parked!
"Posh git!" I thought, and I half-stumbled around the back of it, only to find my foot planted, touching the foot of some old granny who had got out of the trunk door
I looked at her. She looked at me and smiled. I said, "Sorry". She smiled again.
And I thought, "I know that face..."
Then I noticed the enormous man-mountain in a black suit stood behind her, with one hand inside the left-side of his jacket, near his armpit.......
It then all came crashing down into my head, that I'd nearly stood on The Queen Mother's foot!
Oh wow!
I just clicked your link
Yep! Those were the shoes, and matching outfit!
It seemed so over-the-top from 6 inches away
ThanksGreat story Skygod.
Oysters have never had that effect on me, thank goodness. I bet Mk7 was impressed with youThanks
I like your story too.
I did dispatch riding in London for a short time, and those outriders are awesome: more "biker" than "police".
Oh, and here's part two.
It was at that Country Show where my girlfriend convinced me to try a raw oyster for the first time.
Turns out I'm severely allergic, and not long after we got home, I went upstairs to lie down, but thought nope! I'm going to throw up!!!
So I went to go downstairs, and promptly fainted while sat on the top stair.
When I opened my eyes, the ambulance medic was crouched over me....
"Who are you?" I thought
Apparently, I'd toppled forwards and missed most of the stairs, landing with an almighty THUD!!! at the bottom, where I was all twisted-up, next to the door to the living room.
Girlfriend Mk7 was almost in hysterics.
But the medic said I must have been completely unconscious, muscles totally relaxed. If I'd tensed-up, he judged I would've broken my neck.
Had a CT scan, and they gave me the all-clear, those damn fools!
What a day, that was!
It can be a serious problem here.Oysters have never had that effect on me, thank goodness. I bet Mk7 was impressed with you
She'd do a duck face with you for a quid.You're too funny Laverne.
As if their body guards would allow selfies...
But The Mother's Foot incident was in 1991 at The East of England Show, if memory serves. And selfies (and mobile phones) weren't even a thing then.
.So many names and faces which trigger great memories.
What happened to Canonnoob?
I remembered that he'd used my "TF Signal" as the background in his avatar
And I still have the original!
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