spam/scam e-mails to avoid - post yours, the funnier the better

[Joeseph]

Not particularly photography related, I've have had a couple of "interesting" opportunities come thru the mail recently, this one today was both sad & funny at the same time,
Feel free to post your most excellent unsolicited opportunities here that others can see the fishhooks & avoid like the plague...

Subject line: DEAREST ONE..

Donation!!!!


I am Mrs.Marit Brunel, I am 59 years old, I am dropping this short message from my sick bed after been diagnosed from a long time cancer of the blood.

From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctor has courageously advised that I may not live beyond the next two months, this is because the Seriousness of the cancer has reached a critical stage. I am looking for a trust and Good someone to confide on.

I have a fortune/Project ($18.5M) I want to entrust into your care you will use this money to help the needy, motherless, orphans and widows because I am one. Please respond to me for more details.

Remain blessed!

Mrs.Marit Brunel.

 

[DavidWatts]

18.5 million is not worth much when it is divided by the many tens of thousands of people who must have received her very important and timely personal email. I do hope Mrs. Brunel doesn't suffer much when her time is up. And may she herself be forever blessed and remembered for her abundant and thoughtful generosity.

 

[Joeseph]

I was thinking as the doctor was very courageous, wonder if he/she has been also asked to participate

 

[Mike_d]

I got one once that read something like, "Thank you for purchasing thing". Not an iPhone or Norton, just "thing". Talk about a low effort scam.